MICHAEL (continuing) To the right, we have the Coffee Kids. A cloud of pot smoke hovers above them MICHAEL (continuing) Big Marley fans. Semi-political, but mostly, they watch a lot of Wild Kingdom, if you know what I mean. JOEY DORSEY, a well-muscled jock with great cheekbones, makes fun of her from his row.
MICHAEL Yeah, but these guys have never seen a horse. They pass an espresso cart with a group of teens huddled around it. Several white boys in dreadlocks and Jamaican knit berets lounge on the grass. KAT This book is about a guy and his fishing habit. He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who had a lot of cats.
A stray SKATEBOARD clips her, causing her to stumble and spill her coffee, as well as the contents of her backpack. She grabs his skateboard and uses it to SHOVE him against a car, skateboard tip to his throat. A path clears for her as she marches through a pack of fearful students and SLAMS open the door, entering school. GIRLS' ROOM - DAY BIANCA STRATFORD, a beautiful sophomore, stands facing the mirror, applying lipstick. BIANCA You might wanna think about it Leave the girls' room and enter the hallway. The greetings continue as Chastity remains wordless and unaddressed by her side. GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE - DAY CAMERON JAMES, a clean-cut, easy-going senior with an open, farm-boy face, sits facing Miss Perky, an impossibly cheery guidance counselor.
The young RIDER dashes over to help, trembling when he sees who his board has hit. Cowering in fear, he attempts to scoop up her scattered belongings. Her less extraordinary, but still cute friend, CHASTITY stands next to her. HALLWAY - DAY- CONTINUOUS Bianca is immediately greeted by an admiring crowd, both boys and girls alike. MISS PERKY I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old school.
Patrick, lounging in his seat in the back row, elbows a crusty-looking crony, identified by the name SCURVY, embroidered on his workshirt. Chastity opens the note and reads: INSERT - "JOEY DORSEY SAID HI TO ME IN THE HALL!
KAT As always, thank you for your excellent guidance. SOPHOMORE ENGLISH CLASS - DAY Bianca ignores the droning teacher as she writes a note in big flowing handwriting. Bianca folds the note and passes it behind her with a flip of her hair to CHASTITY.
He's wearing biker glasses instead of goggles as he tries to revive his frog. Kat's attention is caught by Patrick as he walks by with his friends, lighting up a cigarette. Kat attacks KAT The fact that you're cutting gym so you can T. Sophomore English just to hear his name, is a little without in itself if you ask me. SCHOOL COURTYARD - DAY Michael continues the tour MICHAEL And these delusionals are the White Rastae. KAT (continuing) Frankly, I'm baffled as to why we still revere Hemingway. Really gets fired up now KAT I guess the school board thinks because Hemingway's male and an asshole, he's worthy of our time She looks up at Ms.